“Mum, I used a very big word today in school,” Stoat explained. “and here’s a note from teacher for you to sign.”
“And that’s why I get so many dates, junior.” Stoat straightened his bow tie in the mirror. “I like them the way I like my food, bland and unleavened.”
“What Ass took my parking space?” Stoat shouted. Donkey put his head on his desk. Would this guy never leave him alone?