A Southern Flying Squirrel Photo by Brecht Denil on Unsplash

“You there, send a telegram!” Fox Squirrel shouted at one of his assistants. “Oakie gone croakie. Stop. Talkie new walkie. Stop. Sing sing sing. Stop. Read that back and send it out right away.”

Come Together

A Red Squirrel Photo by Rebecca Prest on Unsplash

“Aw nuts, fellas,” Fox Squirrel took off his walnut and dropped his stick. “I’m tired of playing army. Can’t we pretend community theater for a little while? Please?!?”