Granada Hare turned on the radio just in time to hear the warning tone of an emergency broadcast. “Oh good golly, just what I need. After fire and flood, what else can go wrong this week?”
Grind Daily
Author: Uncle Artie
You've heard of the Old Man and the Sea? Or maybe the Chicken of the Sea? The Old Chicken? Forget that, I'm the other Old Man, the Old Man of the Tech. A Technology Fabulist, a known teller of tales, the Homer of the Post Atomic Age; that would be the Information Age. Is anyone keeping up with this?
Make it with Love
“I will make my special recipe. It’s the spaghetti you’ve loved since you were little.” Risso’s Dolphin promised her son. “It will be the hit of the party.”
On the Vine
“Care for a drink?” Russian Desman got up from the couch. “I make it with my very own Vodka. I learned to make it in the old country. In the gulag. In the cold. With wool socks as a filter. On second thought, I’ll get the gin.”
Fleet
The decision made led to a mad scramble out of the hall with Marbled Polecat in the lead. Drawing her saber she yelled moving forward, “The gates! Open the gates!”
Directional Challenges
“Remember now,” Common Hamster called down to Sunda Clouded Leopard, “as you come up the path, walk on your left! Or is it my left? I never can remember that.”
Profited
Sei Whale could contain her mounting frustration no longer and burst out to the boardroom, “I can’t take it any longer! Why must we always have the same discussion day in and day out? Share holder value! Share holder value! I don’t give a rat’s ass about share holder value. Why don’t we do something for the ones who work for us? Can’t you see you’re tearing me apart?”
Sprints
Golden Fox retrieved her trail shoes from the closet and returned to the bed. “You keep sleeping. I’m just going to go for a quick run with the dawn.”
