Ponyard Kipling's Amazing Animal Annals of the Atomic Age
Read the very finest of quotes from author Ponyard Kipling
“First of all, I want to thank all of you for asking me to be here. It is a distinct privilege to be speaking.” Sparrow paused to take a sip of water. “I know you want to hear about today’s race but I think it’s important to acknowledge the fact that none of us, and certainly I, would be here without the support of the fans. I thank you.”
“Can’t you go any faster?” Impala asked his cab driver. “The train leaves in 15 minutes and we’re longer away than that from Waterloo.”
“Now that we have addressed how to deal with owl pellets at dinner, let’s move on to our next subject.” Pine Marten suggested to her students. “How to invite guests to leave on time.”
The approaching rambunctious crowd was clearly working its way to the kitchen for food. Sugar Baby quickly grabbed a rag, “If I don’t get at least one pot cleaned before they get in here I’ll never have another chance.”
Ocelot quickly scanned the papers on his desk before shoving the entire mess into his attaché. “Forgive me for I know not what I do, but then, neither does anyone else.”
“I know, well I say I know, but you know I don’t think you understand.” Ostrich started backing up before he was even aware that he was. “And it’s causing me some anxiety that you don’t understand and I’m not I understand myself. If you know what I mean?”
Toucan hopped up to a higher branch; out of reach of Crocodile. “I believe you believe you’re harmless. I also believe grapes grow underwater and the moon is flat.”
